Friday 17 July 2015

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GHAR KE KISI BUJURG PATIENT KO DEKHNE JAB MEHMAAN AATE HAI....
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MEHMAN- ab kaisi hai inki tabiyat??
GHARWALE- ji thik hai ab. ye aapke sath me aap ka beta hai? :o
MEHMAN- Ji. mera beta hai... engineering 2nd yr me hai. :)
GHARWALE- oh.. very good. hamara ladka bhi engg. kar raha hai... final yr... Autonomous college me hai. ^_^  (Y)
MEHMAN- kya baat hai... hamare bete ko bhi mil jata autonomous college, lekin us college me setting hi thi shayad.... :( 1 mark se mere bete ka admission reh gaya.
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GHARWALE- ha.. kuch keh nahi skate... aaj jal competition bhi bahut hai... -_-
MEHMAN- thik hai jee... marij ka halchal puchhane aye the...  wo thik se puchna reh hi gaya... :o :o :o chaliye ab der horahi hai... nikalte hai...
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PADOS KI AUNTY JAB AATI HAI... EK KATORI CHINI MAANGNE....
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AUNTY-beta pinky?? mummy hai ghar pe??
MOM- arey pinki padhai kar rahi hai... aap aaiye na...
AUNTY- aaj kal ke bacho ko padhai se jarasi bhi fursat nahi milti...
MOM- ha na... har saal ki tarah meri beti ko above 90 % jo lane hai..
AUNTY- Mera beta to above 95% lata hai har sal... sports me bhi aage hai...
MOM- meri beti bhi bahut intelligent hai... wo to last yr ki final exm me jara tabiyat kharab ho gai thi.. to sirf 93 % mile :'(
MOM- waise... aaj aapka kaise aana hua?? :o
aunty- areyy ha... mai to chini mangne aayi thi... bhul hi gayi... :o
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SHARMA JI JAB SHAM KE LIYE SABJI KHARIDNE JAAYE AUR RASTE ME GUPTA JI MILJAYE
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SHARMA JEE- arey gupta jee aap yaha?? kaise hai aap?
GUPTA JEE- mai thik hu... aap kaise hai?? ghar pe sab kaisi hai? bache kaise hai
SHARMA JEE- arey bachho ka to pucho hi mat... din raat bass padhai padhai aur padhai... chota beta 9th me hai.. aur bade bete ka 11th me science jo hai... uparse electronics liya hai... :o bahut padhna padta hai use to... baapreyyy
GUPTA JEE- arey Sharma jee... ab kya science aur kya commerce, arts...!! Sabko bahut padhna padta hai!! Ab mere bete ka commerce hai...!! Wo bhi subah sham padhta hi rehta hai... Waise to use aaram se science mil raha tha... par usne apne man se commerce liya :D :D ;)
SHARMA JEE- ohh... ye bhi achi baat hai... par mere bete ko to Dr. hi banna hai... is liye usne science liya...
GUPTA JEE- areyy 11th, 12th me electronics leke Dr. kaise banega ladka aap ka??? :o
SHARMA JEE- areyy sorry sorry... by mistake bol diya jee :D mera beta itna padhta hai.. to uska thoda tension muze bhi aagya... :P isliye galtise keh diya ;)  Mera beta to IIT se karega electronics engg. (Y)
GUPTA JEE- Mera beta to CA karega CA. waise aap kaha jarahe the??
SHARMA JEE- arey mai to sham ke liye sabji ka lene market jaraha tha... ab to bahut der hogai :( chaliye mai chalta hu...
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LADKE WALI JAB LADKI DEKHNE JATE HAI TAB
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LADKE KE CHACHA- Bahut acha ghar hai aap ka... joint family hai?
LADKI KE CHACHA- Ji... sab sath me rehte hai... waise... ye aap ki ek hi beti hai?
LADKE KE CHACHA- nahi... ek bada beta bhi hai... Bhms kar raha hai.. fursat nahi hai use jara bhi...
LADKI KE CHACHA- arey wahh... mere bete ko bhi Dr. hi karana hai.. aur aap ki beti kya karti hai?
LADKE KE CHACHA- Ye IIT ki preparation kar rahi hai.
LADKI KE CHACHA- Par ye to choti lagti hai :o
LADKE KE CHACHA- ji... abhi 5th std me hai... -_-  side by side IIT ke coaching kar rahi hai :o :o aap ko to pata hi hai jamana kitna aage badh raha hai :o
LADKI KE CHACHA- sahi kaha aal ne.. agle hi saal apne chote bete ko bhi lagwa deta hu tuition!!
ANDAR LADKI KI MA... LADKI KE PAPA SE!!- areyy ab jinki shadi ki baat chal rahi hai unko to baat karne do :o :o
~ अनामिका
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